The forces of evil need Archie Andrews alive to fully open the gates to hell for the Army of Darkness, but Archie is protected by Ash, who�s an old hand at dispatching the average Deadite. It�s Bad Betty, Vile Veronica, Rotten Reggie, a Jughead doppelganger so evil there�s no alliteration that could do him justice, and, of course, ARCHIE OF DARKNESS!